The allegedly “non-partisan” Congressional Budget Office says the healthcare reform bill will decrease the deficit by $118 billion over 10 years.  How they can do that and still enforce the democrats mandatory abortion policy is still unexplained.

Bruce Springsteen

His hit song Born in the USA, the very song Ronald Reagan used during some appearances, is socialist.

According to Glenn Beck. Who is not at all insane.

And anything “socialist” is an enemy of the GOP.

Star Bulletin and Honolulu Advertiser

These two have been in on the conspiracy for decades. They had the gall to falsely report President Obama’s birth in their papers when he was  born, so that years later he could come over from Kenya and claim to be from Hawaii. Clever America hating bastards, I know.

Here’s the Star Bulletin examining the controversy in July 2009, obviously claiming their innocence in this whole sordid affair.


This is an oldie but goody, and yet another children’s show forcing the gay agenda on good, God fearing, over-reactionary, insecure morons.

A few more incidents like this and I’ll have to replace the individual shows with simply “Children’s programming”.

Spongebob and Patrick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Helping the gays take over the world!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

By pushing their message to boys and girls!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Spongebob makes the list since a minor character on the show appeared in a video after 9/11 that promotes multi-cultural understanding to children. Conservatives saw the word’s “culture” and “understanding” and immediately assumed that it was a video that in some way victimized them by promoting gays.

“But that doesn’t make any sense”, you’re probably saying right now. No, it doesn’t. But here’s the story which includes a nice quote from the attorney for the video’s creators saying the critics “need medication.”

Nobel Prize Committee

The Noble Prize Committee is very much a part of the conspiracy to destroy America. They awarded the Peace Prize to Barrack Obama, and as Rush Limbaugh noted, “[The elites] love a weakened, neutered U.S and this is their way of promoting that concept.”

But it goes much further than simply wanting to harm America in general. It also shows the committees use of individual evil liberal policies like affirmative action, as moaned about by Red State.

It shouldn’t be a huge surprise that party-line hard-right conservatives don’t like this Committee. After all, they do award a prize for promoting peace.

US Census Bureau

Rep. Michele Bachmann is suspicious of the US census as it might be used to send Americans to internment camps. Yeah, really.

I get the feeling a lot of the citation entries for this list will include her.